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Lavell Crawford: I Could Eat – Part 1 is out now on Amazon Prime Video, Apple TV, YouTube, Google Play, and more!

In Part 1 of the two part comedy buffet I Could Eat, Lavell Crawford is back and here to contemplate how My 600 Pound Life could go for 15 seasons and he was still underweight, the kind of racist you have to be to not take a free holiday, and explosive consequences in a Taco Bell bathroom.

Comedian Lavell Crawford has become one of the hottest stars in the comedy industry today. The beloved comedian and actor has been featured in Workaholics for Comedy Central, AMC’s Emmy Award-winning Breaking Bad, and its acclaimed spinoff, Better Call Saul. If that’s not enough, he was also seen as Club Shay Shay hosted by Shannon Sharpe, and a regular on Lopez Tonight, performing in various comedy sketches on the show. Lavell continues to be one of the hottest touring acts in the country, audiences are becoming increasingly familiar with Lavell’s giant-sized talent.

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